February 2012
The only real edginess is honesty.
baitandswitch:
- Marc Maron
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
home run: "accidentally" touching their butt
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justthatschaefergirl asked: PSHT! girl. If you're thick I'm huge. No.
worldapartfanclub asked: You should. You know how monkeys look like they are having a blast when they're moving wildly and such? Exercise gets you closer to that.
worldapartfanclub asked: I can't relate to that objective. xD I'm moderate height and lanky though. Do you aim to become thinner or to become fit? Both?
Anonymous asked: that is a cute puppy on your other blog!!
parisheroinstars:
perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
But sometimes I’m so fucking paranoid and scared that mind-readers exist. Like, in the middle of a dirty thought I look around just to check if anyone is chuckling at me or making weird eyes…
I probably think about sex almost 75% of the time I’m in class.
worldapartfanclub asked: What do you want to be?
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The other day someone told me I was thick for a white girl.
I don’t wanna be thick. I don’t wanna be thick. I don’t wanna be thick.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Consuming nothing but water and breadcrumbs for the rest of my life.
Anonymous asked: How are you?
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alltheworldisastageyall asked: I find your Tumblr and the first thing I see are cat memes. I regret nothing. ;) lol
fuckyeahdementia:
thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
Watchinspirational-beauty:
This girl is magical. She can say any word backwards within seconds. WTF
